Happy 100th post!
its been quite some time since i last typed something here. I’m not really a blog person, would never be able to write anything personal on the internet. yet i have this blog thing and I write here sometimes when i’m not blissfully, obliviously content :/ kinda ironic, so i’m sorry internet people, there isn’t much content to be found here at all. but no, this is not an emo outlet! never has been and never will/should be.
oh yeah, another big thing i do when i’m not in the above-mentioned state is to hunt for, download and crack software i don’t exactly need. its strangely satisfying somehow. makes me a mini-mini software pirate :/
Here’s a picture of some ducks from paris, taken in 2010. they’re really the loveliest creatures :D awesome fluffy ducklings. Always liked how they floated like pros on the water, i’m probably inclined to like things that move on water. Have never seen ducks fly though.
Okay suddenly reminded of something i read a few months back about ducks’ penises. (yes, i read the strangest things. anything becomes a good read when i’m trying to study). something about how the duck’s penis was crazy long and spiky and shoots out or something. was quite o.0 about what i read, i mean come on theses ducks look like the complete opposite of how i’d expect a demon penis monster to look like.
This clearly warrants further reading. Annnnddd on further reading – the horrors.
“The shape of the female duck’s vagina is a physical barrier that prevents the male from launching forth his ballistic penis to its fullest extent. It won’t stop a drake from ejaculating (and those in Brennan’s trials always did), but it does limit how far the semen is deposited along the vaginal tract. Not all males are hit equally hard by these defences. Those that the female actually wants to mate with have an easier time. If she’s into a male, she strikes a pose that signals her receptiveness, keeping her body level and lifting her tail feathers high. She repeatedly contracts the walls of her genital tract, relaxing them for long enough for favoured suitors to achieve full penetration.
Males who try to force themselves upon her receive no such help and have to cope with vigorous struggling. The female may not be able to resist such advances, but her convoluted vagina gives her ultimate control over where the sperm of her current partner ends up. The fact that only 3% of duck offspring are born of forced matings suggests that females are indeed winning this battle of the sexes.” -the internet. (yes lazy to find sources)
“ballistic penis”. wow.
ARGH. I’m sorry, whoever reads this blog. If i know you and you know me you’d know that i’m not usually gross like that but wow what on earth is that?!? ballistic penis is not an exaggeration. DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY. but still undeniably amazingly cool. first reaction: ARGH MY EYES. followed by: wow this is really cool. awesome nature! still gross but very amazing.
so much for me and ducks. what i intended to talk/type/ramble about here was ducks and duck rice D: something along the lines how i love both ducks and duck rice and yet somehow i’ve no problems eating duck. 
and this is the picture of my beautiful duck rice lunch, which i thought was great with the copious amounts of unhealthy fatty duck. it was originally meant to go with the cute fluffy duckling pics. never mind, i don’t have much to talk about it anymore after the duck penis.
i will stay loyal to my favorite bird and still eat duck, once i wipe my memory of that demon penis everting. lucky i have really terrible memory, a few hours of youtube and other internet distractions should do the trick. shall not attempt to find out more about the female duck’s convoluted vagina. phew. i still love ducks and duck rice.
